This is why you won’t be getting a real gun.
Today I went to Sir Ian McKellen’s house and wore Gandalfs hat.
Hit the jackpot this morning.
The New Yorker’s take on the iCloud fiasco.
For every scantly-clad woman or tit shot I see on user sub’s most popular, I’m gonna post a stud machine.

never skip leg day
Meanwhile in Russia: Road Rage Surprise
Natural Selection Works Itself Out
Road rage in Russia.
Just a soothing moment before you move on to the next post
Regarding recent events
I’m unemployed and my girlfriend just made my day. I hope everyone else is having a good day, too.
First Day of School: Before and After
In the Wake of The Fappening, CNN Asks: Who is the Man Known as 4chan?
Little kid is emotional for John Cena!
As someone working full time, I have one thing to say to everyone starting school today
When you have your first existential crisis
Ah, College Life
Women Basketball Players vs Cheerleaders
Apple’s new logo
Don’t kayak drunk, because Sarah is just going to film you and laugh
Protecting Your Phone From an ATM PIN Hack
4chan on CNN
Tape me up scotty!
Forced perspective interaction
This arrowhead was made by actual Indians.
You’re Never to Old for a Party Bucket
I asked my kid who he wanted to be for Halloween this year, and he said,"Luke, from the snowy Star Wars!" I think he likes it.
An aid worker sprays the corpse of a man killed by Ebola with disinfectant. Looks like something out of The Stand.
When You Need AC, You Go to Great Lengths
13 terrible people we’ve all encountered at a restaurant
MFW I know I have no chance
Singer performs with disembodied heads in cardboard boxes…and it’s awesome, not creepy
Why Wait Until Halloween?
If you’re an idiot who slipped into college, here’s a guide to the “smart” people around you
Seven Years of Car Work