dcmerc:

The opening credits is always the scariest part of the…
Tried my hand at the two-face face. It went okay
My mom always goes all out for Halloween…
quipquipquip:

A one-line summary of the last seventy-five years…
Deepthroat
My roommate decided to be Mario for Halloween this year, and joked that I (male) should be his Princess Peach. I took him up on it.
Protester helps police install VLC player
Show of hands, who else isn’t doing anything tonight?
It’s usually the reason why
Nirvana Describes Their Music in an Interview, and There’s a Twist Ending from Cobain
As soon as I walked in the door she yelled "get over here".
Alice in Chainz
scrapes:

jinx-essss:

How he managing to stay standing with all…
I still paid for his coffee.
letsslayagain:

0mikohakodate:

zenbab:

somebody left a whole…
trolltina:

me as a parent
Sign spinning
empauror:

anime prince, prince anime
jailor:

THESE ARE MY FAVOURITE DOG PICS
agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the…
As an only 6f6 guy, totally stealing this idea.
Matt Damon on Arthur
blindbeards0llux:

"hey man can i borrow your phone"
"yes,…
goodncrusty:

Yard Sard 
scarrafanclub:

STOP
perks-of-being-chinese:

share a coke with ur hoe
Neil Patrick Harris and his families halloween costumes.
10 Ways To Tell If You’ve Got A Girl Crush On Your BFF 
10…
Our weather guy went headless for Halloween.
vitrioll:

literally my life
Weatherman’s amazing Halloween costume
Being a Jedi has its advantages