But Never Poems
very insightful movie quote.
My dog has a pet rock. He doesn’t bite it, just paws it around and hangs out with it. Only this rock, no other.
Holy shit, a fire breathing dog!
I LOL`d!
Think of a card
Kentucky Ad Agency Starts Paying Men to Advertise With Their Beards
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hellyeahbeyonceknowlescarter:
Caption: 
“Friend met Beyonce in…
Finally, a Place to Take Your Significant Other for Dinner!
queerpong
frends4life
A teacher finds one of his students among the rubble caused by the tornado in Moore, OK.
Hear ye! I harold a new confession kid
This is at MIT…
japcoregalore:
let me just park my squid
I never knew such magic existed!
Mom sends daughter to school in ugly clothes as consequence for bullying
Pearl Jam Baby WIN
bricesander: Miley speaks for us all. 
MRW my girlfriend says I shouldn’t have eaten a tube of cinnamon rolls for dinner.
"When the Sun shines through a dress and makes it transparent". There you go.
Saw this intimidating sign in a corner kebab store, it really surprised me after reading it.
mediamaniac23:
 Joseph Morgan and Daniel Gillies  |  CW Upfronts…
How Geeks Party Hardy
Popped up in my newsfeed. Just another day in Oklahoma.
Mother Nature Does Not Appreciate the Irony
shanicelondon:
SELENA REJECTING JUSTIN’S KISS
TAYLOR’S ‘YUCK’…
No Need to Jailbreak This One
novium:
that lil bitch
cliterallysame:

sydthe-sloth:

Fun Fact: If you take 2 ‘D’…
My sister likes to dress our dog in clothes from Build a Bear..Here he is as a Jedi
Bubbles Would LIke This
Zrmqxi3
These Wood Carvings Will Blow Your Mind
Translating Craigslist apartment ads
Now That’s Science!
Cross-stitch a friend did for Taken
It’s going to be a rough 24hrs for both of us
In case you don’t know how things work